if you were a petal i’d be the dew just so every morning i’d get to kiss you /// r.i.d
I really need to get health insurance, but it’s not like anyone wants to help me. it’s days like this were I just get really pissed off at my life.
Family is suppose to help you when you need them, but my mother wouldn’t put me out if I was on fire. She’d just tell me if I had a job I would have never been on fire in the first place. Or if I got a job I could just put out myself. But I’m working on It; costume world is hiring me back and my Anxiety has made it really hard to get a job. [Interviews give me panic attacks, and the first day of work feels like I’m in front of a firing squad.]
My grandparents have their own money problems; but, if they had the money they would help in a heart beat. I haven’t seen my dad in five years so it would be unfair to ask something of him.
I other words I might as well have been orphaned and left to live with my grandparents; because my mother is an abusive, useless, heinous, bitch. I fucking hate her guts.
classic moment in my childhoodI still sing this song though.
Whatttt. Realest shit though.
This nigga only spoke when he was tryna get some pussy lmao.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
Thank you pansexuals.
So that’s how Castiel disappears. (x)
AU where Cas can’t really go invisible but he thinks he has the Winchesters fooled into believing that he can
Sam: He’s lying on the ground again
Dean: I know. Just don’t look at him and act amazed at his angel powers
Cas: *giggles quietly at their feet*
Someone write this!
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.