if you were a petal i’d be the dew just so every morning i’d get to kiss you /// r.i.d

if you were a petal i’d be the dew just so every morning i’d get to kiss you /// r.i.d

I fucking hate my mother.

I really need to get health insurance, but it’s not like anyone wants to help me. it’s days like this were I just get really pissed off at my life.
Family is suppose to help you when you need them, but my mother wouldn’t put me out if I was on fire. She’d just tell me if I had a job I would have never been on fire in the first place. Or if I got a job I could just put out myself. But I’m working on It; costume world is hiring me back and my Anxiety has made it really hard to get a job. [Interviews give me panic attacks, and the first day of work feels like I’m in front of a firing squad.]
My grandparents have their own money problems; but, if they had the money they would help in a heart beat. I haven’t seen my dad in five years so it would be unfair to ask something of him.

I other words I might as well have been orphaned and left to live with my grandparents; because my mother is an abusive, useless, heinous, bitch. I fucking hate her guts.

She's not a mom She's a long term disgurntled Baby sitter and a fucking bitch. my brain space

ecto-plasm:

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

Thank you pansexuals.

(via qtmaster)

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

(via were-friends-now-that-ive)

"Tonight’s toast goes out to how we call cigarettes a girly, female version of cigars. Which makes sense because they’re far more dangerous and stronger in many ways. And they’ll kill you if you have many more than one."
- Elliott Morgan (via idolikemytoothpaste)

(via elliottwith2ts)